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The Script

You can’t make this shit up. The Script is where New Yorkers write down the crazy stuff they see and hear everyday. Share the gems you witness on the streets and they could live on as creative productions like music, writing, art and more.

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  • Quote Title: Never die wondering

    “My mutha always said:
    Neva die wondering,
    It took me 20 years 
    To realize she was talking 
    About sex.”
    Spoken by 70 year old

  • Scene Title: E. Vil

    Is it my inability to smell or have I always been naive to the fact that people casually smoke pot on the street at night?

  • Quote Title: Justified Anger

    “Hey! Don’t be angry because this line is long, be angry because God made you ugly. I can get behind that anger.” – Man to young lady losing her cool in a Subway Subs line

  • Scene Title: Bum car

    They pack the platform.
    The line pulls in.
    One step into the empty car.
    The smash of bum stench slices
    An uppercut.
    Step back off quick.
    Into the next car.
    GASP
    West 4th they crush into the bum car.
    The train pulls out.
    They open the door escaping the smell, screaming, cursing, panting, moaning, groaning, gasping, grasping faces,
    noses and eyes that are watered and burned…

  • “You just see black and white…And that is YOUR PROBLEM. Sweet tits.” A man talking on a phone is over heard saying at lunch.