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The Script

You can’t make this shit up. The Script is where New Yorkers write down the crazy stuff they see and hear everyday. Share the gems you witness on the streets and they could live on as creative productions like music, writing, art and more.

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  • Character Title: BABY BOY

    Quite evident from Beckett’s pictures he is a Charmer. He exudes warmth and personality. He is NOT like any other baby I’ve seen.
    Since I have been blessed with your pictures; I have been looking, noticing, comparing Beckett to all other children, and even though Beckett and I have never met in the flesh; I am most positive you have a Rock Star in your hands. He will be loved or envied by his peers. I know he will be brilliant with an unbeatable personality because of the love he has received everyday of his life.

  • Quote Title: VOICE OF THE PEOPLE

     Have we become a third-world country? Instead of deciding our issues at the ballot box, our citizens are taking to the streets, fighting, burning flags, jumping on police cars, throwing metal ramps at police horses and whatnot. It seems to me that at every rally protesters now find excitement and fun in mayhem. 

  • 5/23/2016 – A trio of tourists were complaining non-stop about the inadequacies of the New York subway system, declaring that the problem could be fixed easily but those in charge didn’t want to do so. I said, “Look, guys. This city has bus, train, taxi, jitney, limo, pedicab and horse-drawn carriage. If that isn’t enough for you, grow wings and learn how to fly.”

  • If Trump gets to be president that means I have given a lap dance and shoved my breasts in a President’s face. Ha ha ha…
     This was one of the lavish bankruptcy parties for Trump at the Plaza. I was booked as a dancing Gorilla with a huge balloon stuffed in my pants. Danced around like I was a male stripper.  Then I whipped off my gorilla head, unzipped the body suit, and out came, in full Belly Dancing costume, Goddess Ambrosia. Trump liked my show and tipped me with a tray of shrimp.  

  • 03/14/2016, 10:55 a.m. – I asked a man for a swipe of his Metrocard to get into the subway this morning. He grinned and replied, “You want a swipe? What do I get out of it?” I’d never had anybody ask about compensation. So I merely said, “Thank you?” He retorted, “You’ve got some attitude on you!”

    Yes, it’s called politeness.

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