The Script/QUESTIONED BY A STRANGER
Quote Title: QUESTIONED BY A STRANGER
“I am paranoid but am I paranoid enough?”
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Character Title: SEASONAL REHAB HELP
I will NOT let the BITCH Tashanie know I would Never Ever Hire her again! Sunday, Monday inclement weather: No Beach. Saturday, the phone rings and Tashanie tells me She Is Not Coming! (You know how much I need and love swimming at the beach- how how much it destroyed me, because of my accident not to swim this past summer.) She knows that too. I pleaded for her to show up. I was distraught at the thought of losing another day not swimming. I begged her. She let the conversation go on then laughed and said she was here and waiting outside. BITCH!
Character Title: BABY BOY
Quite evident from Beckett’s pictures he is a Charmer. He exudes warmth and personality. He is NOT like any other baby I’ve seen.
Since I have been blessed with your pictures; I have been looking, noticing, comparing Beckett to all other children, and even though Beckett and I have never met in the flesh; I am most positive you have a Rock Star in your hands. He will be loved or envied by his peers. I know he will be brilliant with an unbeatable personality because of the love he has received everyday of his life.
Quote Title: VOICE OF THE PEOPLE
Have we become a third-world country? Instead of deciding our issues at the ballot box, our citizens are taking to the streets, fighting, burning flags, jumping on police cars, throwing metal ramps at police horses and whatnot. It seems to me that at every rally protesters now find excitement and fun in mayhem.
Scene Title: Welcome to NY. Now get the hell out.
5/23/2016 – A trio of tourists were complaining non-stop about the inadequacies of the New York subway system, declaring that the problem could be fixed easily but those in charge didn’t want to do so. I said, “Look, guys. This city has bus, train, taxi, jitney, limo, pedicab and horse-drawn carriage. If that isn’t enough for you, grow wings and learn how to fly.”
Scene Title: ART OF THE DEAL OR CHEAP BASTARD?
If Trump gets to be president that means I have given a lap dance and shoved my breasts in a President’s face. Ha ha ha…
This was one of the lavish bankruptcy parties for Trump at the Plaza. I was booked as a dancing Gorilla with a huge balloon stuffed in my pants. Danced around like I was a male stripper. Then I whipped off my gorilla head, unzipped the body suit, and out came, in full Belly Dancing costume, Goddess Ambrosia. Trump liked my show and tipped me with a tray of shrimp.