You Are a Real NY’er When:
you see a pedestrian jaywalking in front of an ambulance, whose siren is wailing, and the pedestrian yells at the ambulance, "HEY, I'm walking here," and means it... and all you can do is shrug and think, "He has a point."
Quote Title: Open Relationship?
Two guys in suits walking briskly down the street. They are mid-conversation when one says to the other: “…I mean if relationship stuff comes up, that’s great, but I will only date strippers.”
Quote Title: 99 Bottles of Beer in the Bag….
Two gregarious, young girls are sauntering down the street carrying a bag of multiple wine bottles. The one girl sings loudly: “3 bottles of wine in the bag! 3 bottles of wine! Take them down and pass them around and then we’re going to die!”
Scene Title: Tense(s)
A 20-something-year-old girl and guy are walking down Broadway. The girl is obviously midstory and is yelling: “…So they all hated me! All of them! They all hated me all the time!” The look on the guy’s face she was with confirmed that her statement was mistakenly spoken in the past tense.
Quote Title: Morning Conversation
While waiting for the 1 train (heading downtown) two men got into a heated conversation that ended with, “I should stick this 12 gauge up yo ass but brutha, it is TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING FOR AN ASS WHOOPING.” PS – Nobody on the platform flinched.