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Justine Swartz

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Location:
Brooklyn, Brooklyn Heights
Joined:
09.03.2012
Scenes:
22
Quotes:
6
Characters:
2

You Are a Real NY’er When:

It says so on your birth certificate.

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  • Scene Title: RATS

           The grounds of the beautiful Unitarian Church are infested with rats. The superintendent was dragging to the curb, containers filled with black plastic garbage bags. As he lifted one of them a huge footlong rat jumped out and ran by my feet accompanied by my glass-shattering screams. The Super laughed and quips, ” Watch, there will be another one.” Damn, if he wasn’t right!  I’ve seen an eclectic collection of caged rats in zoos; but I have Never seen such well fed athletic plump rats as those scampering about. 

  • Scene Title: oooooooo OOOOOOOOOO

          Snow was forecast at high noon when the light and airy snowflakes began. Scarcely ten minutes later the flakes were a fat mouthful,
    Nectar of the Gods

  • Scene Title: CHRISTMAS BLESSINGS

     Since November I have been giving out X’mas gifts. I thought I would like a X’mas gift. Today, as I was walking to the bank, around the corner tumbling in the wind were two twenty dollar bills. I threw my swim-bag on one and smashed the other to the ground with my foot. Retracing my steps, I scanned the people on Montague Street, just in case there was an unhappy person looking for the money. No! Business as usual on the street. So I pocketed my gift from God. Yea! I also looked for some more money, blowing in the wind, but that was it. 
       

  • Quote Title: YUMMY

    I was eating a salad, while watching TV and noticed I had a fork in each hand. I continued to eat with double enjoyment.

  • Scene Title: SELL OFF

    SINCE 2008 PUBLIC LIBRARY FUNDING HAS BEEN DECIMATED ABROGATED BY THE LIBRARY SLAYER MAYOR BLOOMBERG. HE HAS SLASHED MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN COLD HEARTED CASH. WHAT BALDERDASH!
     MANY LIBRARIES ARE AT RISK. THAT’S SO SICK. BIG BUSINESS WANTS US TO FAIL. OVERCROWDED LIBRARIES THEY WOULD DOWNSCALE.
    EDUCATION, JOB SEARCHES, COMPUTER ACCESS, DERAILED, A GOOD ECONOMIC FUTURE CURTAILED. 
    ITS NOT PRETTY NEW YORK CITY HAS NO PITY FOR THE NITTY-GRITTY.


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