You Are a Real NY’er When:
It says so on your birth certificate.
Quote Title: VOICE OF THE PEOPLE
Have we become a third-world country? Instead of deciding our issues at the ballot box, our citizens are taking to the streets, fighting, burning flags, jumping on police cars, throwing metal ramps at police horses and whatnot. It seems to me that at every rally protesters now find excitement and fun in mayhem.
Scene Title: ART OF THE DEAL OR CHEAP BASTARD?
If Trump gets to be president that means I have given a lap dance and shoved my breasts in a President’s face. Ha ha ha…
This was one of the lavish bankruptcy parties for Trump at the Plaza. I was booked as a dancing Gorilla with a huge balloon stuffed in my pants. Danced around like I was a male stripper. Then I whipped off my gorilla head, unzipped the body suit, and out came, in full Belly Dancing costume, Goddess Ambrosia. Trump liked my show and tipped me with a tray of shrimp.
Scene Title: CHAMPION
I was one third the way through of my swim when a young man swims next to me and then swims fast. The race was on. I let him lead for ten feet. Then POW! He was eating his own dust (figuratively speaking), after I turned on the heat, splicing the ocean with my body strokes, not letting up for almost a bay. I looked back. The defeat that was imprinted on his young muscular face as exhaustion ruled,was delicious. I FELT GREAT !!! Laid on the oceans bed drifting with my feet crossed and my arms behind my head. Not a pain or a care in the world – until a wave slapped me in my face.
Scene Title: BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
I am Really Good at complimenting strangers with heartfelt passion. A young lady, all of her very ample curves were tightly bound by a shocking Lilac form fitting dress, was striding towards me.
I said, ” You are a vision of loveliness come to life.” She sparkled and burst out with happiness saying,”This is the first time I am wearing a dress in two years.
I have been on a diet and working out.”
We talked a little more and she floated away from me.
Quote Title: GOD’S LOVE WE DON’T DELIVER
“My life is so hard and you have made
it worse. Do you know what it is to have a full belly and then have your food taken
out of your mouth? I am swallowing my tears and feasting on misery.