You Are a Real NY’er When:
you imagine life outside the city and barbaric.
Character Title: What’s the dry-cleaning bill
Older man in a 3-piece business suit rolling down the street on a pink bicycle with a green parrot sitting on his shoulder.
Quote Title: Pedicure needed
I’m standing outside my office building, and this girl wearing flip flops comes out of the subway with two of her friends. As she passes by, she nearly shouts “My feet are covered in chlamydia!”